1.: Don’t buy our stuff, it will only bring you trouble.
2.: Our shirts are screen printed by hand, so small deviations in placement of the print and coverage of the ink may occur.
3.: Tol. (in the size charts) Means ‘tolerance’, and yes 2,5 cm is quite the margin. But that’s what we get from our shirt-supplier, so that’s what we have to communicate to you.
4.: We’re a small operation (not to say tiny) so every shirt is printed, packed and send by the same few people. If the shirt’s not up to our standards, we don’t ship it. So if a shirt reaches you in any way damaged, it has probably happened after we sent it, so we’re not in any way liable. You can send us the damaged shirt back (at your own expense) and we’ll see if we’ll get you a new one.
5.: If a shirt reaches you in an diffrent size than you ordered, please return it to us (at your own expense) and we’ll supply you with a new one. But only after we’ve verified an error took place on our account.
6.: THE UNITS OF MEASUREMENT ARE CENTIMETERS! We operate from Holland, or, The Netherlands. So we use the metric system. And so should you (even apart from ordering this shirt), no matter where you’re from. Convert the sizes with Google, ask your math teacher, whatever. Figure it out. We’ve stated it in our size charts (CAUTION: SIZES IN CENTIMETERS.), we’ve stated it here. If you manage the order the wrong size because of overlooking the units of measurement, it’s on you. Sorry.
7.: S, M, L, XL, XXL and so on are NOT internationally set standard sizes. That’s why we included the size charts. Take the time to properly measure yourself and only then order your shirt. If you fail to do so, we can not be held accountable for bad fits. E.g. “I always wear an ‘M’ will not fly.
8.: We know our shirts, we know what they do in the laundry. Follow the washing instructions and everything will be peachy. In case of fading of the shirt color, we’ll be looking at you. If you really, really feel that the shirt is to blame, send the shirt back to us (at your own expense) and we’ll have our moms look at it. They are our mom’s so we have to follow whatever they say about it.
9.: Over a longer or shorter period, the print might crack. This cracking of the ink has to do with a difference in flexibility between the fabric of the shirt and the screen printed ink. We choose to have our shirts screen printed by hand to achieve this effect over time. We could have opted for heat transferred foil prints, but we personally feel that a shirt should age over time as does the wearer.
10.: We don’t personally feel that people who do shave are pussies. We ourselfs shave once in a while. We don’t mean to be sexist, we don’t mean to spread hate, we don’t mean to judge. If you are in any way offended by this shirt, find the nearest mirror and have a good firm talk with yourself. Because if you can be offended by a t-shirt, you need to get your priorities straight.
11.: The first one hundred t-shirts will come with a hand printed, letter pressed label (they look sooo sweet). They will be supplied as long as stocks last. Don’t say that we didn’t warn you: order right away and make sure to get a label with your shirt.
12.: The first one hundred shirts will come with a goodie bag containg two postcards, 3 square black stickers and two blue-skull stickers. Please do not stick these stickers in the public space.The goodie bags will be supplied as long as stocks last.
13.: You didn’t receive your shirt. We’re sorry to hear that. We really are. But if track and trace tells us it has been delivered, that’s what we will go on. Sorry. But if it turns out the shirt hasn’t been deliverd to you, we’ll send you another one. Once.
14.: If your print (a paper print of an illustration) has been mangled in the mail, send us the damaged print and we will supply you with a new one. Once.
15.: Although we'd like it to be, selling shirts is not our core business yet. We make mail runs once a week, so expect your shirt to be shipped a week after you ordered it.
| REGULAR FIT CREW NECK |
Your plain ‘ol t-shirt. Black fabric, white print.
Fabric: 100% Cotton |
| CAUTION: SIZES IN CENTIMETERS. |
| Size |
Width* |
Length** |
| S |
48,5 |
69,5 |
| M |
53,5 |
72 |
| L |
56 |
74,5 |
| XL |
61 |
77 |
| XXL |
66 |
78,5 |
| 3XL |
71 |
80 |
| 4XL |
76 |
81,5 |
| 5XL |
81 |
83 |
Tol. +/- 2,5 2,5
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge garment |
| REGULAR FIT V-NECK |
Just like our regular fit, but with a v-neck. Black fabric, white print.
Fabric:
100% Cotton |
| CAUTION: SIZES IN CENTIMETERS. |
| Size |
Width* |
Length** |
| S |
45,5 |
69,5 |
| M |
48,5 |
72 |
| L |
53,5 |
74,5 |
| XL |
58,5 |
77 |
| XXL |
63,5 |
78,5 |
Tol. +/- 2,5 2,5
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge garment |
| SLIM FIT CREW NECK |
A lot like our regular t, it just follows your body shape a bit more. Black fabric, white print. Fabric: 95% Cotton, 5% Elastane |
| CAUTION: SIZES IN CENTIMETERS. |
| Size |
Width* |
Length** |
| S |
45 |
64 |
| M |
49 |
66 |
| L |
53 |
68 |
| XL |
57 |
70 |
| XXL |
61 |
72 |
Tol. +/- 2,5 2,5
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge garment |
| RINGER |
Two colors! The kahki color is ± PMS 466 (a tad darker) and the dark grey is PMS 433. Fabric: 100% Cotton |
| CAUTION: SIZES IN CENTIMETERS. |
| Size |
Width* |
Length** |
| S |
45,5 |
67,5 |
| M |
48 |
70 |
| L |
53 |
72,5 |
| XL |
58,5 |
75 |
| XXL |
63,5 |
77,5 |
Tol. +/- 2,5 2,5
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge garment |
| LADY FIT CREW NECK |
Especially shaped for ladies. Fabric:
95% Cotton, 5% Elastan |
| CAUTION: SIZES IN CENTIMETERS. |
| Size |
Width* |
Length** |
| XS |
41,5 |
61 |
| S |
44 |
62 |
| M |
46,5 |
63 |
| L |
49 |
64 |
| XL |
51,5 |
65 |
| XXL |
54 |
66 |
Tol+/- 1.5 1.5
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge garment |
| LADY FIT V-NECK |
Especially shaped for ladies. Fabric:
100% Cotton |
| CAUTION: SIZES IN CENTIMETERS. |
| Size |
Width* |
Length** |
| XS |
41,5 |
62 |
| S |
44 |
63 |
| M |
46,5 |
64 |
| L |
49 |
65 |
| XL |
51,5 |
66 |
| XXL |
54 |
67 |
Tol+/- 1.5 1.5
* Measure across garment 1cm down from armholes
** Measure from highest point of shoulder to bottom edge garment |
